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: Use "fingering" (X-key) for the final, precise touches once most of the body is already relaxed.

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Once the Shout-In is complete, you will drink a clay mug of Shatter-Grog —a non-alcoholic (mostly) beverage that thins the blood slightly to prevent bruising. Spoiler: You will still bruise. : Use "fingering" (X-key) for the final, precise

: The standard price is around $14.99 , though it frequently appears for less in various regions. Spoiler: You will still bruise

This guide is a work of fantasy lore and creative exploration for tabletop RPGs, fiction writing, and LARPing. No Orcs were harmed (or soothed) in the making of this article.

But over 20 years of treating post-raid back spasms and ax-throwing shoulder impingements, I’ve developed a legitimate discipline. It’s not gentle. It’s not scented with lavender. But by the elements, it works.

Orcs carry immense tension in their hips from carrying heavy weapons and armor. Use your fist to sink into the gluteus medius and minimus.